April Fools Confession – Joke, No Joke

“Gary, you broke my heart! That was cruel!”

This was just one of many messages I received after last week’s column (“Breaking news: Hawaii legislators reject pay raise, call for special session!”)

Other messages contained celebratory emojis and comments that made it clear the reader had not read my piece through to the end.

Clearly, some did not understand it was a spoof — a not-so-funny April Fools’ Day joke gone awry.

Some were angry at being fooled, and responded with messages reading “NOT FUNNY!”

While the great majority “got it,” many did not.

So, to make absolutely clear: The Hawaii House and Senate have, unfortunately, NOT rejected the generous 35% to 48% pay raises proposed by the Salary Commission.

They also have NOT agreed to begin meeting year-round, nor have they announced a Special Session to proactively deal with federal funding cuts impacting health care and public education.

Food and energy self-sufficiency have NOT been called out as top priorities. Legislative leadership does NOT seem particularly concerned about the mysterious $35,000 paid to a still-unknown “influential legislator” (per Civil Beat’s ongoing “Pay to Play” investigative reporting).

Unfortunately, there haven’t been any joint statements from the State House and Senate declaring Hawaii’s support for the principles of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion; nor have our lawmakers offered any official support ensuring each person’s right to “due process” under the law, as provided by the U.S. Constitution.

What I wrote last week was, essentially, a “field of dreams” — a short list of meaningful actions the legislature could take, if only it collectively had the political will to do so.

The lesson I learned from this “April Fools” joke gone awry, is a profound one.

It seems that most readers – even those who appear, on the surface, to be cynical about politics and politicians – desperately want and need to believe in the government leaders they’ve elected to serve in public office.

Consequently, many were hugely disappointed when I revealed, at the end of my column, that it was all a bad joke. The leaders they wanted and needed so badly to believe in, the leaders they trusted to take us through these turbulent times, had once again fallen short.

I sincerely apologize to those of you whose hopes were raised so very high, and then dashed upon the rocks.

Those 600 words that I wrote on April 1 were intended to educate and inform readers of the tremendous potential as yet unfulfilled by our state legislature.

The good news: THERE’S STILL TIME. The legislative session is scheduled to end on May 2 sine die, without a definite date or period to resume. This gives us three solid weeks to push for the best outcome possible.

So I implore all of you — cynics and hopeful optimists alike — to reach out and contact your district State Representatives and Senators. Share with them, even if just briefly, your expectations and hopes.

If you believe, as I do, that this is an incredibly bad time for them to accept a 35% to 48% pay raise, please let them know.

Likewise, please share with them your thoughts on political corruption and the “pay to play” culture that seems to permeate our government.

Most of all, please impress upon them the need to support our public schools, Medicaid and Medicare and Social Security and the VA, and the many other critically important programs being defunded by the Trump administration.

Remind them it is their job to lead, and that you are counting on them to do so.

Have you ever raised hell when you’ve been asked to accept the unacceptable?

Make the calls. Send the emails.

Locate the contact info for your district State Representative and Senator here on the Capitol Website.

Or, here is the contact for every State Representative and every State Senator.

Please also email:
Senate President Ronald Kouchi senkouchi@capitol.hawaii.gov
House Speaker Nadine Nakamura repnakamura@capitol.hawaii.gov

Mahalo for taking action!

Gary Hooser
garyhooser.com (https://www.garyhooser.com/)
@garyhooserblog.bsky.social
8 years – Kaua`i County Council

8 years – Hawai’i State Senate – 4 as Majority Leader
Former Vice Chair Democratic Party of Hawai’i
Policy & Politics – Hawai’i and beyond, in real time – Stay informed. Get involved. Make a difference.
New readers – Subscribe at https://policy-and-politics.mailchimpsites.com for regular email updates – I promise not to flood your inbox with meaningless pap. Truly…I promise. gh

Unknown's avatar

About garyhooser

This blog represents my thoughts as an individual person and does not represent the official position of any organization I may be affiliated with. I presently serve as volunteer President of the Hawaii Alliance for Progressive Action (H.A.P.A.) www.hapahi.org I am the former Vice-Chair of the Democratic Party of Hawaii. In another past life, I was an elected member of the Kauai County Council, a Hawaii State Senator, and Majority Leader, and the Director of Environmental Quality Control for the State of Hawaii - in an even earlier incarnation I was an entrepreneur and small business owner. Yes, I am one of the luckiest guys on the planet. Please visit my website AND sign up for my newsletter (unlike any email newsletter you have ever gotten, of that I am sure) - http://www.garyhooser.com/#four “Come to the edge.” “We can’t. We’re afraid.” “Come to the edge.” “We can’t. We will fall!” “Come to the edge.” And they came. And he pushed them. And they flew. - Christopher Logue (b.1926)
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

6 Responses to April Fools Confession – Joke, No Joke

  1. pinke1b7aa8b8c0's avatar pinke1b7aa8b8c0 says:

    At first Gary I thought that’s amazing and realize April fools!

    I’m hopefull our schools might improve under Hawaii state control which they already might be. Not sure how the federal government will play out with the changes.

    I’m on SS and Medicare with no issues. Please inform me of what programs have been disrupted or shut down?

    While you said VA, Medicaid and Medicare are being curtailed it’s a broad statement. Details of what’s really happening are important to decide for each person if helpful or not.

    I understand it’s not your responsibility to get into the weeds on these issues.

    Thanks, Edward

    • garyhooser's avatar garyhooser says:

      Thanks for the note Edward. I state in my piece “federal funding cuts impacting health care and public education. and “the need to support our public schools, Medicaid and Medicare and Social Security and the VA, and the many other critically important programs being defunded by the Trump administration.”…Each of these programs are being negative impacted in different ways and to different degrees, but all are experiencing cuts to the number of employees that presently are used to deliver those services. A quick google should give you some of the basic info/examples you seek. I believe SS staffing has been reduced by 10%, the VA is losing 80,000 jobs…many, many, many agencies have lost staff and had their budgets cut. See Layoff Tracker: List of Federal Agencies Hit With DOGE Layoffs – https://www.newsweek.com/doge-layoffs-federal-government-workers-tracker-donald-trump-2037921. So far SS, Medicare and Medicaid are still delivering basic services, but significant cuts to Medicaid are expected to be needed to balance the federal budget now being discussed. I encourage you to google this and there are many credible reports on the topic.

      • pinke1b7aa8b8c0's avatar pinke1b7aa8b8c0 says:

        While I’m backing Donald Trump and DOGE I know some of these cuts will hurt some people and even me! We need to get a handle on our budget and bad actors. I pray the programs that are needed and affected by the cuts will be supported.

        Gary, your so prompt! Mahalo for the info. God bless you.

  2. reviewexuberant16eabc70c6's avatar reviewexuberant16eabc70c6 says:

    I thought your exercise was a good one, Gary, to show the potential for justice. How did the “good” ones that you have supported behave? Did they fold up too like auditorium chairs? When it time for mass outrage? Political strikes by unions?

    • garyhooser's avatar garyhooser says:

      Mahalo for the note. The “good ones” are mostly but not entirely…quiet on this stuff as well. A big part of it is the reality of when you know (or believe you know) that a certain effort will not be embraced by the majority…and you will be accused of “show boating” and just trying to get attention…if you introduce a Resolution for example attempting to reject the pay raise. Unless these kinds of issues are initiated by “House/Senate Leadership”…they usually don’t get introduced at all. This topic deserves more discussion and explanation that I can do here…perhaps a future blog post!

  3. dancingcloudrefuge's avatar dancingcloudrefuge says:

    “There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the Establishment — and nothing more corrupting.” A.J.P. Taylor, historian (25 Mar 1906-1990)

    Rob Culbertson

Leave a reply to pinke1b7aa8b8c0 Cancel reply